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Temple of the True Inner Light - Psychedelic Christians. I'm not sure how you'd use these guys, but they sound cool. Could be friend or for to a Merovingian.

Phallus Cult - Not much of a conspiracy, but it'd be funny to send some Lunatics against phallus-wielding cultists!

Organs Found on Sidewalk

"Hospital officials said they had not misplaced any organs, and no one showed up at the emergency room without theirs."

A liver and a kidney were found on the sidewalk outside Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut. They were not sealed for transportation, as organs intended for transplant would have been, but simply deposited there in all their squishy glory. Their origin is unknown, but they may have come from the Yale anatomy lab, which is just around the corner.

Alien Transplant - Those "organs" were probably Reptiloid bio-bombs, implanted in a known alien abductee in hopes of blowing up a Grey spaceship! What they didn't count on was that the Greys' teleporters scan their targets and can selectively teleport each molecule. Thus, the abductee went up, but their fake organs stayed behind! They should be studied by someone who's familiar with alien technology...

Take Out or Delivery? - This is obviously where a vampire's courier either was ambushed or escaped pursuit. The organs were meant for a bloodsucker's midnight snack! (What? They eat organs. Who says they don't?) Staking out the anatomy lab might be a good way to catch the next courier, uncover a vampire conspiracy, or meet up with some fellow crusaders...

Rational Explanation - A bunch of Yale med students stole the organs from the anatomy lab for some kind of prank, but bungled the getaway. Any investigation into the matter will lead back to their frat house and a lot of suspicious, prank-related activity.